In today’s episode of “Plot Twists Nobody Asked For”, a young woman recently tied the knot with a millionaire — only to realize, shockingly, that she simply does not care.
According to sources (and her TikTok comments section), the woman, who remains unnamed but has since become the internet’s new “unbothered queen,” posted a video saying:
“I thought money would make things easier, and it did — but it turns out I still have opinions, anxiety, and a personality. Who knew?”
The millionaire husband, meanwhile, seems both confused and slightly terrified as his partner continues to post increasingly philosophical memes about “inner peace > outer wealth.”
Naturally, the internet had thoughts.
Some users called her “the female Buddha with a Prada bag,” while others insisted this was “the ultimate side quest completion energy.”
Experts (read: Twitter users with too much free time) agree that this moment marks a new era in relationships — where emotional intelligence officially out-trends luxury vacations.
As one commenter wrote:
“When you reach the level of not caring even after marrying rich… you’ve unlocked the final boss of self-awareness.”
Stay tuned. She might start a podcast next — or a minimalist candle line called “Still Don’t Care.”
