{"id":8732,"date":"2025-11-07T13:27:30","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T13:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/?p=8732"},"modified":"2025-11-07T13:27:30","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T13:27:30","slug":"i-married-my-dads-best-friend-but-his-wedding-night-move-broke-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/?p=8732","title":{"rendered":"I Married My Dad\u2019s Best Friend \u2013 But His Wedding Night Move Broke the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You know how people joke, \u201cHe\u2019s like family\u201d? Well, in my case, he literally <em>was<\/em>. I married my dad\u2019s longtime friend \u2014 the guy who used to bring chips to every barbecue and call me \u201ckiddo.\u201d Fast-forward a few years and, somehow, I became Mrs. Kiddo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wedding was sweet, small, and surprisingly normal. But the shocker came later that night. No, not what you\u2019re thinking \u2014 this isn\u2019t <em>that<\/em> kind of story. As soon as we got to the hotel, he opened his laptop, connected to the Wi-Fi, and said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u201cGive me five minutes \u2014 I need to update my fantasy football roster.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Excuse me? On our <em>wedding night<\/em>? I stood there in my dress, watching him yell \u201cYES, TOUCHDOWN\u201d at a glowing screen while ESPN highlights blared in the background.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I told my dad the next morning, he just laughed and said, \u201cThat\u2019s how you know he\u2019s committed \u2014 to the game.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reddit, of course, had <em>thoughts<\/em>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cShe didn\u2019t marry a man, she married a meme.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cBro really chose fantasy points over reality.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cTell me you married your dad\u2019s friend without telling me you married your dad\u2019s friend.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Now we joke about it all the time. Our wedding night wasn\u2019t romantic \u2014 but it was definitely <em>memorable<\/em>. And if you can\u2019t laugh at your own meme-worthy life choices, are you even living?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how people joke, \u201cHe\u2019s like family\u201d? Well, in my case, he literally was. I married my dad\u2019s longtime friend \u2014 the guy who used to bring chips to every barbecue and call me \u201ckiddo.\u201d Fast-forward a few years and, somehow, I became Mrs. Kiddo. The wedding was sweet, small, and surprisingly normal. But &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":8733,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-celebrity-memes","category-lifestyle-memes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8732\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}