{"id":8723,"date":"2025-11-07T13:21:17","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T13:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/?p=8723"},"modified":"2025-11-07T13:21:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T13:21:17","slug":"trump-mobilizes-marines-after-wi-fi-drops-during-truth-social-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/?p=8723","title":{"rendered":"Trump Mobilizes Marines After Wi-Fi Drops During Truth Social Post"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In today\u2019s episode of <strong>SOTD (Shenanigans of the Day)<\/strong>, former President Donald Trump reportedly <em>deployed<\/em> the U.S. Marines \u2014 or at least <em>said he did<\/em> \u2014 after a \u201cmajor national emergency\u201d struck: the McDonald\u2019s ice cream machine was down again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eyewitnesses claim Trump was spotted outside a Florida McDonald\u2019s, waving a flag and yelling, <em>\u201cWe\u2019re making sundaes great again!\u201d<\/em> as a group of confused Marines looked on, unsure if this was a drill, a TikTok challenge, or a campaign rally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pentagon officials refused to comment, saying only, <em>\u201cWe cannot confirm or deny Operation Soft Serve.\u201d<\/em> Sources close to Trump say he\u2019s also planning <strong>Operation Nugget Storm<\/strong> and <strong>Mission McRib<\/strong> as backup strategies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, social media exploded. One user posted,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTrump deploying Marines over ice cream is the most American thing I\u2019ve ever heard.\u201d<br>Another replied,<br>\u201cAt least someone\u2019s finally doing something about it.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Experts predict this will trend for 48 hours before being replaced by the next SOTD\u2014probably involving Elon Musk and a flamethrower.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In today\u2019s episode of SOTD (Shenanigans of the Day), former President Donald Trump reportedly deployed the U.S. Marines \u2014 or at least said he did \u2014 after a \u201cmajor national emergency\u201d struck: the McDonald\u2019s ice cream machine was down again. Eyewitnesses claim Trump was spotted outside a Florida McDonald\u2019s, waving a flag and yelling, \u201cWe\u2019re &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":8724,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-celebrity-memes","category-lifestyle-memes","category-political","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}