{"id":17801,"date":"2026-05-20T00:17:38","date_gmt":"2026-05-20T00:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/?p=17801"},"modified":"2026-05-20T00:17:38","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T00:17:38","slug":"this-morning-i-found-this-in-my-girlfriends-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/?p=17801","title":{"rendered":"This morning I found this in my girlfriend\u2019s bathroom."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I kept circling it, heart thudding, trying to find a logical explanation that didn\u2019t involve calling pest control or a biohazard team. It looked fragile but sinister, with darker patches that made it seem like it was decaying. I didn\u2019t want to touch it, but leaving it there felt worse, like inviting something unknown to stay. Finally, with a wad of tissue as my only shield, I reached out and pressed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It didn\u2019t squirm. It didn\u2019t resist. It simply collapsed, soft and harmless. That tiny moment of contact snapped everything into focus: the color, the texture, the fibrous interior. I suddenly remembered a snack, a careless moment, and a piece dropped and forgotten. In the warm, damp air, it had transformed into something grotesque. It wasn\u2019t a parasite, or mold, or anything dangerous at all. It was just a piece of banana, warped by humidity and my own imagination.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I kept circling it, heart thudding, trying to find a logical explanation that didn\u2019t involve calling pest control or a biohazard team. It looked fragile but sinister, with darker patches that made it seem like it was decaying. I didn\u2019t want to touch it, but leaving it there felt worse, like inviting something unknown to &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17802,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17803,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17801\/revisions\/17803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnews55.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}