Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night

Three pigs at dinner turn a simple outing into a slow setup. Two order normally, but the third keeps asking for “water, lots of water.” The repetition builds until the punchline lands: someone has to go “wee wee wee” all the way home—mixing a nursery rhyme with adult logic.

The second story flips to irony. A farmer is scolded for feeding his pigs too little, then too much. Frustrated, he gives each pig five dollars “to buy whatever they want”—a funny jab at how impossible it is to please everyone.